Random part of the day: 1X1 Decoration Top, No. 2

This comment section ought to be entertaining.

"No. 2"

“Foodstuff”.

FIFY: "Today's random part is 53119, 'Digestive Waste, No. 2', which is a System part, category Former Foodstuff."

Pooooop!

nice

It's clearly frozen yogurt. Nothing else.

COME ON BRICKSET!!!! This is the kind of cr*p that I expect from other LEGO sites!!

I knew it was going to be a crappy day…

@Norikins said:
""No. 2""

Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh. (Distinctive laugh from an animated duo on MTV decades ago.)

That's a Type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart, a perfect amount of fiber in the diet. Well done.

Uh oh stinky

So is this poop, or P.O.O.P?

“No no Rufus, DON’T EAT THAT, it only LOOKS like chocolate!”

This particular element first appeared in the collectible minifigure series 19 - https://brickset.com/sets/71025-9/Dog-Sitter

"NO. 2" was it's first appearance. They knew.

Well…crap.

Nothing to see here, folks. It’s obviously chocolate ice cream, nothing else. Can’t we all just be adults about this?

No, we definitely cannot!

@cm5878 said:
"“Foodstuff”."

Maybe for the LEGO dung beetle

@dtobin123 said: "That's a Type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart, a perfect amount of fiber in the diet. Well done."

I don't know. If it looks like it came out of an ice-cream-sundae machine, then I think you might have some problems.

Hidey-ho! I’m Mr Hanky

This piece has been used both for what goes in, and for what comes out.

A novelty dessert in Taiwan (and Japan) is chocolate ice cream served in a squat toilet shaped container. You could MOC that and take the joke full circle

There’s no use for this piece, it’s just a crap piece

I want to put one on a minifigure’s head to make a poop hat.

Yes. That’s my worthwhile comment.

I am proud of you comment section. So proud...

I hope they’ll make a trans yellow version of 80677 and call that a Design Plate 3x3 No. 1

No. 2, indeed. LEGO, I challenge you to show us the part that’s No. 1.

I rarely read comments on RPotD.
Now I did.

Bonkle lore on this one?

An excellent tribute to Patrick Stewart

"Our members collectively own a total of 259,569 of them. "

Maybe they need to ease up on the laxatives.

@Zordboy said:
" @dtobin123 said: "That's a Type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart, a perfect amount of fiber in the diet. Well done."

I don't know. If it looks like it came out of an ice-cream-sundae machine, then I think you might have some problems."

Definitely an adequate point to make, but one must keep in mind that this is not just a hasty mess of a pile. The sphincter discipline to curl a semi-firm stool into an inward spiral should be celebrated.

On a more philosophical note, It's about time the LEGO world opened up and conversed about the wonders of the alimentary canal. It may have taken a random post to make it happen but the proverbial dam has now burst. Let the muddy waters of undeserved shame flow far away from our pysche (or to the third world countries that we export our waste to).

@Padmewan said: "A novelty dessert in Taiwan (and Japan) is chocolate ice cream served in a squat toilet shaped container. You could MOC that and take the joke full circle"

That is ... horrifying.

Does it also come in a printed version with a smiley face?

It's scary how Lego has used this is interchangeably as both food and poop.

@WemWem said:
"Bonkle lore on this one?"

On the island of Mata Nui, a Ga-Matoran named Macku would frequently blow off her duty and sneak off to the desert region Po-Wahi, where she'd watch the Po-Matoran star athlete Hewkii playing Kolhii games and fantasize about him being her boyfriend-in-all-but-name-because-romance-isn't-canon-according-to-Greg-Farshtey. Then she'd sneak back to the water region Ga-Wahi before anyone noticed she was gone.

However, one day, her village Ga-Koro was attacked by a vicious Rahi bull, the Kane-Ra. Macku was not there to protect her village, since she was neglecting guard duty by being in Po-Wahi. When she returned home and found the village in shambles, the other Ga-Matoran were very angry with her and demanded to know where she had been during the Kane-Ra attack. Macku swore that she was in Ga-Koro the whole time. But one of the other Ga-Matoran, Kotu, pointed to the sand on Macku's feet and figured out that she was in Po-Wahi.

Macku, desperately trying to save face (or Kanohi mask), came up with a "brilliant" idea. The beige Po-Wahi sand on her feet had turned dark and brownish after having been splashed by Ga-Wahi water. So, Macku declared, "This isn't sand! This is dung that I stepped in while defending Ga-Koro from the Kane-Ra!"

This simple lie sparked an island-wide debate over whether Rahi could actually produce fecal matter. Matoran don't eat; they just absorb energy from food by touching it. But Rahi apparently eat with their mouths, so does this mean they also poop with their butts? At the end of the day, the Matoran decided the whole argument was nonsensical. So therefore, whenever calling out an obvious lie, Matoran adopted the expression "Kane-Ra dung".

And that is the way of the BIONICLE... or rather, the Kane-Ra dung lore that I totally did not make up just now.

...

Oh wait, there's a "This whole thing is a load of 'duty' if you ask me" joke in BIONICLE 2: Legends of Metru Nui. That's right, No. 2 is canon!

@michaels_afol said:
""Our members collectively own a total of 259,569 of them. ""
Let's not forget about the spares!

As Ian Malcolm (played by Jeff Goldblum) would say: "That is one big pile of sh*t."